Tuesday, August 21, 2012

word play 101 (irony is a bitch)

true that irony is a bitch
sometimes you've just got to itch
but here's the catch
sometimes all you do is scratch

word play can be dangerous
like a loaded gun
let's play russian roulette
just for fun

truth slips out of hiding places
we forgot we had
some will run away in fear
some will just get mad

i suppose i could say
you were the best i ever had
but fuck, i never had you
should that make us sad

it doesn't matter anyway
the censors have gone dumb
blind and deaf is comfortable
pink and green gone numb

but if you overcome the fear
and believe in the heart
honest love can still save you
or at least it's a start

maybe i oughta start a new style
not bitch slapping a newborn
something sweeter and demure
call it emo porn
or rapping corn

corn rap?
more crap?

don't feel nothing profound tonight
just want to keep in touch
no matter who you're fucking tonight
i still love you this much

enough to write this crappy song
enough to play the fool
but if it makes it on the radio
everyone will think it's cool

life's a bitch and then you die
so make the most of your days
or whatever you want to do
pack it with cliches

in the end it doesn't matter
some remember, some forget
life goes on for other people
have i blown your hard-on yet?

yeah, this song is a sexy song
put it on when you make love
tell her you love her, but don't tell her
it's me you're really thinking of

don't feel nothing profound tonight
just want to keep in touch
no matter who you're fucking tonight
i still love you this much

keep the honesty to a minimum
haven't you learned that lesson
he'll be happy with what you're giving him
he won't miss what you don't mention

word play 101,
class is in session